Please ignore all road signs.
Danger, floods ahead
Danger,old folk bathing in puddle
Danger,lower the lifeboat
If you know sign language, please indicate.
Do not drive past or through this sign.
We told you.
Quicksands,please lie flat and do not wriggle.
Thank you for visiting Morecambe.Come again soon unless dead
Morecambe, the haunted Lancashire shore.
Travelling down these sentences we find
Unknown,unsought, unthought, but always real
A home where we can rest our fragile minds
The people dropped,the habits left behind.
The good, the mediocre, what we steal
While travelling with the sentences we find
The hate that frees,the love that too close binds
The heart, the soul, the body, how we feel
For homes where we can rest our fragile minds
The touch that chills, the distances unkind
Unwished for yet demanding all the soul.
Unravelling are our sentences unblind
. The freezing looks,the glories undermined
Ill timed,ill gotten, ills both new and old,
Hedge homes where we could rest our fragile minds
I have never dwelt in realms of gold;
But there are many stories never told.
Suffering our own sentences we find
A home that welcomes, our more liberal minds
Hello, this is my fiancee ,Amy.
How dare you get married?
It’s simple.we just say, I do.
But I’m your mother
What is for dinner today?
It’s on page 674 ,Fanny Farmer
Can I have a new bicycle?
It’s ” may I’
Funny name for a bike.
Where are the eggs?
We have enough children already
I am going out tonight
You sound like a candle
That’s why I am going out
Were you always rude?
No, just since I got married
Well, it’s worth it
I am afraid of the dark
But what about the day time?
She works 12 hours a day
I understand the stress.
She’s a psychiatrist
They are the worst