Engagement with fidelity

Being married means  using larger sheets  on the same bed
Being a widow means  losing engagement with reality
Getting married again is  cheaper than before,You can even make money from selling  one set of cutlery to anyone who knows what it is.Not to mention  learning how to lie with a straight face while he tickles your  fancy.
Can one have an imaginary partner and use a real engaement ring?
Engagement ring, engagement wrong.Why do it again?
Being able to listen enhances  many  marriages whilst being a shock treatment for the rest.
Would I marry again? I’m at  a loss.
Would I have been better as a spinster? The  useless question.