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Sausages from trash
Guttered Eggs
Road hog on green bread
Mein mutter Eggs
Scraped weetabix on bed of wooden pegs and lice
Deaths
Over-ripe peaches stuck in throat
Swallowed a button inside a salmon steak.Two for one.
Tried to thread needle while standing on own head
Fell out of bed onto a sharp wife
Dreamed was being buried so died of shock
Asked for cremation owing to drug habits.Died when in urn or before
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How my heart sings 