He said he never loved me,but he he lied to be more kind
Now he’s epileptic , he’s as fit as he is blind
He said he had got dizzy and he thinks he saw the Light
It was mainly migraine but I recognise his plight
He didn’t want to drive me to the bitter end
So I called a cab and went there ;I met some lovely friends
He carved the joint on Sunday and then he left me here
I’ve finished all the brandy and I’m starting on the beer
I will lose my mind on purpose and write from my own heart
If I act like crazy, take me to the park
We had a cat from Tottenham,I preferred him to a man
I didn’t have to cook at all, he ate straight from a can
The cat we had much later, we thought he was a girl
The vet burst into laughter so I scratched him with my nails
Then we had a black cat, very small and round
She got bored and went to Mass,Jesus was her friend
Now the cat has cancer and I am feeling gloom
Put a first class stamp on me and send me to the moon
The vet is getting friendly but I have got no dog
I’ll have to get a virtual one right here on my blog
How my heart sings 