I don’t think I’m sinful all the time

I want a Cornish pasty for my tea
I said  a prayer  so Jesus answered me
He  told me I am greedy and unkind
I should  be more humble and  unwind

Well,I don’t think I’m sinful all the time
And legally sin may not be a crime
I  stole a rhyming dictionary once
It knew less than I, oh rhyming dunce

I try to be polite  twice every day
I only sleep with men  if they are fey
I  apologise  for years  if I do wrong
I help the world by humming Cohen’s songs

Can we change  by acting  like we’re good
God   might lose his head and send  a Flood