Do we have ” best by” dates on our birth certificates?
Do politicians have ” use by” dates after which we throw them out? Why or why not?
Do we ever throw ourselves away for the wrong reason?
Why do we say, she threw him over? Over what?
I think someone might buy me but as what? Explain
Why is irrational a critical word?
Are we metaphors?
Am I as bright as a button though my IQ is 65?
Tu me fais donc schlumpe
Vous me faire sentir si glumpe
Tu me fais il ya des cloches à Schwung
Enfer à brhung
Et un poumon woenderful à Thung.
Vous êtes juste un cocker alter
En bas, dans la vieille doekker glosse
Vous me faites crissement être rimé
Je aspire à un Signe, maligne vuenderfifle
Et un vieux bedde essen divine
Je suis autobrat non; animaux non je ai a la tete.
La montagne, vey oy.
Youpi yappee yay.
Quel day.Je sais blunderful.
Mein Mutter Olden is kranke
Mein Olden Daddie is Swanke.
Esperanto aucune façon!
Européens restent.
Lehitraoat, Mutter,
Kranky vieille guttere.
Sie is mal de simple
Dreck ne est pas tout à fait un jurer.
Il ya rubbische partout?
Ils clamme le zéro de l’inflation.
Aleph null.my héros.
Je ne ai pas loike votre tarte;
il n’y a pas de pomme dans sa Harte.
Venez à mes Zands et emplay moi avec vos handes.
Il ya everyhear muzak …
Nous tolérons aucun feares.
Dankeschön zie unt ende de l’ci-dessus.
You make me feel so schlumpe
Mein Mutter Olden is kranke
Mein Olden Daddie is Swanke.
Esperanto no way!
Europeans remain.
Lehitraoat, Mutter,
Kranky old guttere.
That is wrong of simple
Dreck is not quite a swear.
There is rubbische everywhere?
They clam the zero of inflation.
Aleph null.my hero.
I do not have lawke your pie;
there is no apple in his harte.
Come to my Zands and use me with your hands.
There is everyhear muzak ...
We tolerate no feares.
Dankeschön zie unt ende from the above.
Thanks for calling to tell me I am owed insurance money after that bus ran over me in Uxbridge Road.However,I have died since.
Thanks for asking me what I think of your telephone service.I
prefer Westminster Cathedral.
Thanks for saying I have a beautiful voice.However you may not realise I am 87 and no longer date strange men or indeed any men or other human beings like women
Thanks for the offer of three pairs of shoes for the price of two.I have 50 pairs of shoes now so I must turn down your offer or buy a new home.
Thanks for sending me the Sun.If the Guardian is not there I’d prefer nothing at all to come or if you are desperate for money send The Times
Thanks but the LRB is too much for me already.It gives me a certain je ne sais pas or qua or da da as I walk into the Turkish Cafe for my coffee.
It keeps men at bay.And women too.I am a loner now
Please stop writing to me.I don’t speak Russian.I don’t even know if it is Russian.And I do not want to be your wife.Or a spy.
Cor blimey.Are tower blocks a sign of lack of confidence in highly trained men about all their erections? A form of uncertainty masquerading as boastfulness.Recall Donald Trump’s hands [not for very long]
Why is our skyline tormented by these gherkins, pickles, onions and garden gnomes?
Where are the Cathedrals of yesteryear? It is a sign of our lack of confidence in Eros and the Sacred.Now they are on fire and it’s a warning.Wood burns.
We need a new paradigm which may be a revolution
.A cathedral has both male and female aspects.Does the Gherkin?
A gherkin is not real food.Like HP sauce it is an addition men demand for slapping onto their well-cooked meals.Do you think the French use HP sauce on their croissants?On their steak au Poivre?
Je m’appelle Catherine.Je desire l’ineffable toujours tristesse.Or in Britain,mistress.
Je n’aime pas un homme qui demands HP GP TCP Tea TT TV. Pourquoi
Et je ne suis pas deus ex machina.
Mein mutter ist immer Zank
I don’t only speak Afrikaans myself but also I can find a translator soon
Quelle Therese May est un Carmelite manque?
St Therese et un Hebrew.
You could have blocked my down with a hoover
Carmelites use Judaic spiritual exercises except it’s a secret.So don’t pass it on.
How my heart speaks 