Mary was up half the night suffering from diarrhoea which she could not even spell. Eventually she managed to get to sleep and woke up feeling drained of energy.She had had no meal the previous night ,please accept a pot of yoghurt.
when she got up she put her clothes on on top of her nightdress and did not even get washed which is very hard. Her poor cats have been terribly worried. Yes Mary now has two cats as her old cat Emile was feeling lonesome without his father Stan.
Are you alright mother they’re meows nervously.
I think so. I don’t know what brought that on unless it was my arthritis tablets. if it’s not one thing it’s another I don’t know where I’m coming or going. but never mind I will give you your breakfasts and you can go out into the garden and learn about all the intriguing spots where spiders make their webs
Can we not go into the shed mother?
how are you? could you ?it’s I don’t know what you’re going to find me in there it’s a long time since I’ve been in it mysel.I’m afraid of falling
What a pity that the two cats are so small they cannot lift Mary up if she falls over. what kind of animal would be the most useful in that respect?
perhaps a st. Bernard dog but the cats wouldn’t like that very much.
how difficult life is Mary was weeping as she sipped a cup of weak tea.
I will probably feel better in a few days. I have got to send a card to a sick friend today and I probably feel more sick than he does but never mind I am determined To live for another 10 years at least by then my pension will be not worth very much. but on the other hand was the savings accounts giving so little interest is it worth not spending your money?
Life was hard enough before the referendum but now it is a nightmare
One of Mary’s friends shouting at her down the phone or where is a matter of fact Mary did not vote because she could not bring herself to go for the polling station without her late husband Stan. I will have to get married again she told herself otherwise I’m not going to be able to vote and that will be dreadful. although with this pride of idiots running the country does it matter who you vote for?
Democracy is not what we thought it was. if he says he’s stupid and he’s been to Oxford what are we to believe? like he went to Eton and then to Christchurch and then into the city what on earth are there other people like you did not have these advantages. on the other hand it might be the very advantages which are making people stupid.
I often find the Sainsbury’s delivery men are far more intelligent than my friends who have been to university. at least the uneducated have not had their mind ruined by learning things they do not understand like calculus and non Euclidean geometry.
parrot learning …….who was the man with rubbish in his head …..why it’s bias can you believe it
I thought it must be Moses but he lived too long ago. if he did exist.
How do you know whether to believe what is in the Bible?
Oh for goodness sake mother, have some breakfast cried Susie. I know you feel unwell but it will pass
suddenly the door opened and in Iran Annie the ex mistress of Stan. she come up with a mistress of a ghost and Annie was wearing some peach coloured trousers and a brown and orange striped woolen jumper with matching hair screen from the Photoshop
I’m going up to London and she told them.
why shouted. Mary. what is wrong with knitting Ham?
I just feel like a change of scene and you do not look well enough to accompany me
that is so true said Mary. I am so weak I can understand that
Would you like me to buy you a gift?
yes please I would like a rubber with a Union Jack printed on it
and a flag of Ireland the Republic I mean.
are you going to hang yourself as a window.
no I am going to hang the flag out of the window
do you think that’s safe because Ireland will still be in the EU oh well get a flag of Russia
they are not in the EU. is Russia in Europe or Asia?
No don’t bother about that let me make your bed so you can lie down again until I return