Oh, so chaste and pure, my husband said
As I took but him into my bed
I didn’t know I could have taken two
He had wit but I had got no clue.
I’ve never heard of weddings with two grooms
Is this legal, what is here presumed?
I would have thought two brides a better deal
They could share their worries and their meals
Am I lacking brains to miss the clue
That if you marry one, you might take two?
Then for each one another must be found
So I’d have four, eight, sixteen kiss my hand
Oh, exponential growth in love and care
This seems odd, how could I even share?
How my heart sings 