| 1.A man must wear a cat at all times ,except in bed when he may wear pyjamas over his head if he wants to [unless his wife likes his face] I was told this by my neighbour who is now a widow | ||
| 2.One must never eat pork hostages | ||
| 3.Women must be immodest so that men can pick and choose | ||
| 4.Men must prey at least 5 times a day except on the Sabbath .She always was bad at spellingHowever, one can pray mentally [but not while eating dinner.] | ||
| 6.A man must love his neighbour but is it the right hand one or the left hand one?It sounds like musical chairs.Do women love their neighbour? It’s transitive | ||
| 7.A man must not convert his neighbours’ wife to anything at all | ||
| 8 No-one may hero worship a golden oldie or their neighbour’s calf or a cow’s heel | ||
| 9 Women are both seen and heard whereas men make scenes. and gird their loins | ||
| 10.If you worship a golden owl ,don’t tell anybody as the cat may be jealous.Not to mention the Divine | ||
| Advice:.If a burning bush appears,keep still and listen respectfully then run | ||
| And never kill your nanny’s goat unless she tells you to. |
How my heart sings 