The idiot life

Can one die of grief?

It’s possible but you need permission.

From whom?

That’s silly because you can’t control it by will power.

One of my neighbours used to say she would hang herself

So she would be God.

In a very unreal sense

You can stop eating

True enough.

No sex, no food,no apple pie,no sin

No summer dress and no straw hat,no strawberries no gin