Too tight

The surgeon asked if he could cut my knickers off..

I said, will you do the angiogram first?

Anyway they are not mine They belong to the hospital.

Did they want them back?

Not when they’d been cut off.

I suppose they would have been dead after that.

The elastic was too tight.

For what?


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