We want exciting news,the Queen must die .
Balmoral murder,killed by MI5
Disguised as horses, agents gathered near
Wondering if her Majesty drank beer.
They were sent to Epsom where they raced
It made them breathless and deep red of face.
They were furloughed or they worked from home
Balmoral was too far away to comb.
The Queen still lived and she turned 96
They say she has goats milk in weetabixy
How my heart sings 