No party happened

It was not a party.It was MI 5 in a play wearing disguises.

It was some tourists who got lost.

It was Boris’s extended family front Turkey.

It was an illusion.Or delusion.

I never noticed any one in the garden They need rape alarms.

The Downing St Murders.

It was a lot of patients from A and E looking for beds.

It was a ghost meeting.

It was the Resurrection of the Dead Jokes