Is mock turtle soup made from mock turtles or is it soup which tastes like turtle soup but made from cheaper ingredients?TL

I wonder what a mock maths lecture would consist of.

Is there mock mathematics?

Are there mock lectures?

Do two mocks cancel each other out?

I think not.

Well I do think, two mocks are worse than one

There’s no such thing as a mock turtle.

Like there is no mock tiger

If you read the same book every day is that cheating?

Must one read the entire book in one day?

Do short books have advantages,?

Should short books be cheaper?

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The clot thickens

The end of his wife

Some where under the rainbow

The blood of others

Gulliver unraveled

How to knit for Dummies

Nightfall fell.It does.

To Russia in a sieve

The resignation of Mr Johnson

Start a war for dummies.

Married and alive.

How to be framed.

There was a young lady from Windsor

Who got washed as she used rain to rinse her

She went out in Storm Gladys

And this is the sadness

The gale and the hailstones have minced her!

Behind the trees a block of flats rears up

The radio plays more Elvis as eyes drip

The scaffolding remains the same each day

What can cripples do when they can’t pray?

Two long curved branches lean towards the East

The sun shines on them and upon the least