This is not my husband



When we got married we could only afford a single bed

Did we

a] take turns on the floor
b] use double sheets and blankets
c] sell the bed and sleep on a rug
d] lose weight so we fitted onto the bed
e] fall out of bed while consummating our marriage
f] get a divorce
g]. none of the above

I wanted an elliptical dining table but we had not  got  enough money
Did my husband

a’] buy a round one and saw some parts off
b] tell me a rectangular one was better
c] ignore me and buy a comic section
d] just not listen
e] tell me  it was better to make love in a wood and forget about this table
f] none  of the  above?


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