I tap my fingers on the table top
I can’t keep still and some days I just hop
I shout coarse words to let off steam in bed
I wear a mobile phoneme on my head
My eyes roll round the room like marbles rare
I levitate as I dye my own hair
I study linguistics as I pray
I light the fire with matchsticks every day
I’m losing weight by running up big bills
I eat my food and visit flour mills
I wash my clothes by hand and dry them flat
I hunt the house to find migrating gnats
By bedtime I am glad to lie down flat
So they awarded me an Aegrotat
