For the honeymoon we enjoyed the marriage bed too much to get off
The menu was homemade bones with gem for afternoon tea. And for dinner it was lamb drops on a bed of tomatoes and scullions.
When we came back to breakfast the next morning they were staring drilled bacon with eggs of the tide. As you can imagine we were very hungry but we could not co- ruminate well.
Co-rumination is quintessential in any marital situation. Please phone me for more information or email me at the following addresses one only per lesson
cellocat@strungup.org
primenumber8@cuboid.rum
marrymother@electricbill.com
If you are still a virgin after a week in this hotel please inform the manager immediately and he will try to recharge. Guests must be married but not necessarily to each other.
Funerals on request
How my heart sings 