Jesus and the water

Jesus couldn’t row. So he had to walk on the water.

I suppose he couldn’t swim or perhaps he didn’t take his bathing suit with him.

Jesus walked on water because he had a good sense of humour. Alson he e had a good sense of balance

Jesus walked on water because the pool was very big and it would have taken him too long to walk round it. But why didn’t he fly across?

Jesus walked on water to avoid getting his feet wet. Wellington boots had not been invented then

Jesus walked on water because he forgot that we couldn’t. It was rather tactless.

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