Are you a Catholic?
No I’m just practising.
Are you a born Protestant?
I’ve not been reborn yet.
Do you believe in rites?
Please put that in writing
Are you superstitious?
Give me the salt to throw over my left shoulder.
Is the left one right?
That’s what my Irish grandmother used to do.
When she broke the mirror?
Yes in case Satan was inside it.
Why, are you going to eat him ?
It’s a new economy Christmas dinner
How my heart sings 