The red face of the Tory Party

Ashamed now to be seen as who we are.

The Queen is dead and politics is bizarre

Boris Johnson was a liar and thief

Yet his tenure was not quite so brief.

A liar who has some competence does well

The foolish Truss made her own way to hell.

Choose your own advisors with great care.

Do not trust your neighbour nor their stare.

Shame is very painful to the heart

Do not put the horse behind the cart.

Do not have blonde hair upon your head

Wear a wig but take it off in bed