How can I love a man with rough white beard

Unless He lets me trim it with my shears

My own body hair has disappeared

Though on my chin two hairs appear

Neither màle nor female we shed years

No-one loves the old nor dries their tears

Their skin flakes off their ears can’t hear

Their eyes have shrunk they seem to leer

Forgive us Lord and help us steer

For in the darkest places you are near

The demented people cry like dark wild wolves

Eery as a shark might be in Hull

When the Humber Ferry is half full

A shark slides on and makes the vessel bulge

It’s very cold in winter on that sea

So much water bythere and yet no tea.

Demented by the worry of misrule

Every Briton now asks for more gruel

I will take everything personally

I will interpret all events in the worst way

I will never look on the. bright side

I will show the doctors I know more than they do.

I will refuse to wear backless gowns for procedures on my front.And vice versa.

I will prove stronger than most anaesthesics but feel no pain

I will likely see hallucinations and become crazy but only for an hour at most

I will recover faster than the speed of light

I wish I were with worms beneath the ground

Nobmore to to suffer

Why should a carer paid so little care?

They can be as wicked. as they dare.

Would you volunteer to clean our bums

No longer babes the future is to no fun

I forged my life myself and I was sent down

With sentences and bags of verbs and nouns.

Thus it was I found my study brown

I dwelt inside,my forgery was renowned

Mary decided to phone the Samaritans as she got very depressed reading the News

She rang 116123

Eventually a voice said

What can I do for you ?

Mary cried: probably nothing

She hung up

Emile was añgry

I wanted to hear you talking about your problems

he mewed.

Well I may tell you later.Mary murmured blushing.

And so are all of us.