I will take everything personally
I will interpret all events in the worst way
I will never look on the. bright side
I will show the doctors I know more than they do.
I will refuse to wear backless gowns for procedures on my front.And vice versa.
I will prove stronger than most anaesthesics but feel no pain
I will likely see hallucinations and become crazy but only for an hour at most
I will recover faster than the speed of light