I am frozen with the shock of my falls
Trying not to move the wrong way
Where is my voice I can’t call
Trying to recover my day.
I dont want to be prey .
The lion must go over the wall .
Have you got nothing to say
About this event, this great Fall
I cannot eat the bacon up today
I feel so sick the parrots are dismayed
They envy me though I am in decay
I am hetersexual yet I’m gay.
So I am transcendent, what do you say?
Secret bank accounts of Adolf Hitler have been found recently in Switzerland.His 5th cousin
Samantha Hitler came across them in a box in her attic.
She hopes to endow a Hitler scholarship at All Souls College
Hitler is responsible for the Europe we have today.
Judging by recent donations this should be easy, she told our reporter.Ot would an Auschwitz Scholarship be more acceptable?
Fascism and Communism are still with us Samantha cried
We need to find out why