The River Warfe has raw sewage in it and will have until 2030 so the Water Board say And it looks so inviting,The further upstream the better if you want a paddle
A couple and a child put their tent up for the night on the Edge of The Cliffs near Staithes [it’s unclear whether that’s the top of the cliff or just below.’There have been many cliff falls near Runswick Bay and all along there It may not be in Yorkshire but it’s close
A house in Halifax blew up but nobody seems to be seriously injured Can it be gas?
The moon fell down into the village pond Thus gravity was lost and mirth began The gravity of grief is deep, profound The moon fell down into the village pond Noone heard the silence or the sound As they floated out with their beer cans The moon fell down into the village pond Thus gravity was lost and mirth began
The spiteful moon glares through the clouds of night Unwanted by the men whose conscience aches They must long for dawn, for sun and light The shivering moon peers through the clouds of night With unintended force it hurts the eye Reminded those bereaved of their ill fate Demented now, the moon gawps through the night A loathsome sight to those whose conscience wakes
The sky is stark, the air is cool and still The black cat’s run, the birds unfold all day I sit down here and with my totty pray Ye cast o’ foolish thoughts, you raped my will We’ve each enraged the bureaucratic mill. Oh frigid purse, I never meant to pay! The sky ‘s a-spark, the air is warm and shrill The saturnine demoted knelled their way With this feathered pounce, my sample quill, I cite the cheque and date it for next May. Oh, tit for cat, the tiger’s bed ‘s astray. Yer life is settled by a harlot’s will The sky ‘s a shark, the air is sharper still.
I knew the nearby pavement as if it were a face The lines and cracks and puddles where holes sucked in the rain The gutter where the marbles rolled,the grids like iron lace I knew the nearby pavement as if it were a face As if it had a consciousness,a heart to be embraced It must have had some kind of mind,though never had a brain I knew the nearby pavement as if it were my face The lines and cracks and puddles where holes were filled with rain
We walked in rhythm as if life were our dance Holding hands, we smiled whilst on our way Exchanging too a soft and loving glance We walked in rhythm as if love were a dance Showing both the strength and the nuance I wish my love were still with me at play We walked in rhythm, our life a home made dance Holding hands, we smiled whilst on our wa
When we’re feeling sad we need to dance Every place once had its form and tune In Ireland self taught fiddlers could entrance As merry people danced under the moon Now we watch the dancing on TV We’re still as statues tossed onto settees But watching others dance can never be A way to change our mood as rolls the sea
Infantile and placid with our lot We have cables,aerials and Sky Could the supernatural begat Creative hearts in those who careless lie? Just the music of the dance uplifts The hearts that beat with love tranquil yet swift
A sightless man on the cliff could smell the scents As his daughter spoke the flowers names He seemed happy, more than just content A blind man in the garden sniffed the scents We drank our tea with joy at careful chant The sea was dancing, in and out it came A sightless man near the cliff enjoyed the scents His daughter told to all the flowers names
Without you, I feel the emptiness The future seems a gaping void Without you,I feel the loneliness Without you, I feel the emptiness My heart still feel essential homelessness I ache for my lost life destroyed Without you, I feel the emptiness The future seems an endless void
1.Wear a dull beige or grey knitted hat and shapeless beige padded jacket 2 Carry a plastic handbag or briefcase. 3 Knit your eyebrows 4.Mutter inaudibly as you walk 5 Sing Joan of Arc and wave your arms like Jennifer Warnes when queuing in Tesco’s.Maybe that’s more insane than boring 6 Ask people at the bus stop if they like Pritti Patel. 7.Keep mentioning Boris Johnson in a puzzled manner as id 8.Tell everyone how ill you feel and ask them what they think of bunion operations. 9.Ask them if someone moves their gadgets round at night while they are asleep 10.If asked to meet for coffee,say you don’t drink if wondering who he is 11 Tell your lover all about Wittgenstein while he is caressing your supine body. 12.Ask your lover to define postmodernism after they kiss you 13.Use cliches like , at this moment in time, getting down to the nitty gritty, whenever possible 14.Don’t keep up to date in which spectacles are in fashion.Say, what ‘s wrong with these.especially if they resemble Dame Edna Everage’s. Or if you have mended them with Elastoplast or elephant tape 15 Always talk more than anyone you are with or 16 Never talk 17.Ask women why they wear trousers. 18 Ask people how often they wash their jeans 19 Try to convert people to your religion as often as you can 20.Say you never eat foreign food while you eat a Chinese take away 21 Cry when someone else eats the last cream puff 22 Say you never watch sport as you believe wearing shorts is a mortal sin. 23 Ask people if you can borrow their vibrator as your hand held blender is broken and you want to make sponge cake 24 Never read a paper or hear the News 25 Ask someone why Moses has descendants while Plato has none. 26 Ask an orthodox Jew why God hates pork. 27,Ask a Catholic if they are on the pill. 28 Never flirt or even look at people 29 Never make jokes 30 Never read lists nor funny books
In this list, you’ll find common baking pan measurements and the volume of batter they hold. ***The amount listed is the total amount of batter each pan holds, but you usually only fill cake pans halfway (unless otherwise noted in the recipe you are using). Most measurements were taken at my home kitchen. Cross referenced with the always trusted Joy of Baking, as well.
Jelly Roll Pans – 1 inch (2.5 cm) tall 10×15 inches (27 x 39 cm) = 10 cups (2.4 liters) 12×17 inches (32 x 44 cm) = 12 cups (2.8 liters)
Loaf Pans – about 3 inches (8 cm) tall 8×4 inch (20 x 10 cm) = 4 cups (960 ml) 9×5 inch (23 x 13 cm) = 8 cups (1.9 liters)
How to Determine the Volume Yourself
If you want to calculate a pan’s volume yourself, it’s so easy! Simply fill your pan with 1 cup of water at a time and count until it’s full. That’s what I do!
How Much Does This Pan Hold?
Here’s a helpful list of the most common baking pans and the volume of batter they hold, as well as which pans hold the same amount of batter. ***Keep in mind that the volumes listed mean you are filling the pan all the way to the top with batter, which isn’t ideal for baked goods. Unless otherwise noted, filling pans around 2/3 full is the best practice. This leaves room for rising.
For example, my vanilla cake recipe yields around 8 cups of batter which I divide between 3 9×2 inch round cake pans. (Each hold 8 cups of batter!) Each cake layer has a little less than 3 cups batter each.
Use the following section to determine which baking pans can be substituted for others based on their full volume.
6×2 inch round pan holds 4 cups of batter, the same as an 8×4 inch loaf pan. Fun discovery! Cupcake recipes yielding 12-16 cupcakes fit wonderfully in 3 6-inch cake pans. See my 6 inch cakes for more information.
8×2 inch round pan holds 6 cups of batter.
9×2 inch round pan holds 8 cups of batter, the same as an 8×2 inch square pan and a 9×5 inch loaf pan.
10×2 inch round pan holds 10-11 cups of batter, the same as a 9×2 inch square pan, 11×7 inch pan, 10×15 inch jelly roll pan, 10×3 inch bundt pan, and a 9×2.5 inch springform pan.
8×2 inch square pan holds 8 cups of batter, the same as a 9×2 inch round pan and a 9×5 inch loaf pan.
9×2 inch square pan holds 10 cups of batter, the same as a 10×2 inch round pan, 11×7 inch pan, 9×2.5 inch springform pan, 10×3 inch bundt pan, and a 10×15 inch jelly roll pan.
10×2 inch square pan holds 12 cups of batter, the same as a 12×17 inch jelly roll pan, 10×3 inch bundt pan, 10×2.5 inch springform pan, and a 9-inch tube pan.
11×7 inch pan holds 10 cups of batter, the same as a 10×2 inch round pan, 9×2-inch square pan, 9×2.5 inch springform pan, 10×3 inch bundt pan, and a 10×15 inch jelly roll pan.
9×13 inch pan holds 14-16 cups of batter, essentially the same as 2 9×2-inch round pans.
We are in this boat together Sailing across the bay. Some have an easy voyage, The wind is blowing their way I wish I could always be sailing Across an ocean with you And never reach the other side though it may be in view. I want to see the sunrise Across the dappled sea. The ripples of the water Reveal a new world to me. One day this boat will reach the shore Unless destroyed by storm And I shall have to leave your arms Where I have been so warm. So just before we get there I wanted you to know That I shall always love you Wherever you may go.