Please buy a bicycle and sell your car
Please do not steal this Road Sign.
This Sign was made by mistake.We may use it eventually
The next Sign tells you where the toilets are.It’s about 50 miles down the road
Danger.Floods.Please don’t pass water on this road.
Do not take a selfie with this sign.It may create a paradox
If you want fish and chips, do NOT ring 999.
If you are psychic, are there traffic jams ahead?
