Please buy  a bicycle and sell your car

Please do not steal this Road Sign.

This Sign was  made by mistake.We may use it eventually

The next Sign  tells you where the toilets are.It’s about 50 miles down the road

 Danger.Floods.Please don’t pass water on this road.

Do not take a selfie with this sign.It may create a paradox

If you want  fish and chips, do NOT ring 999.

If you are psychic, are there traffic jams ahead?

I am no longer me, a treasured wife
I  drop abandoned,like a dirty sheet
I  crawl up this  sheer mountain, it’s my life

I curse the name of God in my pained strife
All my home’s in chaos, none to greet
I am no longer me, a treasured wife

I  become  so still, I’m mesmerised
A soft grey creature from damp Irish peat
I   can’t crawl up this mountain,  where’s my life?

Loch Ness has its depth, the monsters thrive
Do not let me be their  food, their meat
I am no longer me  a treasured wife

A solution, what can be contrived
Every piece of anarchy will greet
Where is my former self when love has died?

Writing is an abstract  form of speech
One can  learn, though my mind has itd ditch
I am no longer a much treasured wife
I  crawl up this  mountain , this is life