Oh,longhead Viking, who were my forebears
Eric Bloodaxe,Harald Bluetooth,Cnut?
Their lady wives as vicious as the men
Who will love me true or give the boot?
I blame you not for fearing my hot breath
Yet I am ancient Roman,British,Welsh
A thousand years have passed, but I am here
With Danish eyes and hair, but bones of Celt
Hence my double joints and glaring eye
My golden hair in trouble with its plaits
My legs are bowed,my feet can terrify
Why not send me home to feed the cat
Britain has succumbed to Viking blood
We’ve’conquered you again, oh men of wood