I’m a loud speaker
Are you really? I’m a gramophone needle
Can you speak?
If I couldn’t I wouldn’t be able to answer
Your clothes are very loud
No, your eyes are too sharp
Can you turn up my hem?
That’s a change from looking at your etchings
Where is the button off my shirt?
It can’t speak or phone
Is public speaking easy?
Nothing public is easy.
Even silence.
What is the agenda?
We didn’t do Greek at my school.
Why is weird right? Should it not be wierd?
It used to be wyrd before the Normans
That’s a relief
Where is my hat?
It’s learning tricks.
.
Where is my cashmere jumper?
Inside a lot of moths
Where is the frying pan?
In the fire
Where is the clothes horse?
Naked in a meadow.
Where is my mug?
It’s been shot
Why do you answer like that?
I’m a robot
I can’t believe it
What will you believe?
I don’t know…
That toast is Jesus?
How horrible
But do you believe it?
I’m godsnacked
See.
How my heart sings 