What to wear in winter,
What to wear in Fall
What to pay your bills with
Money talk appals
If you read the Guardian
They keep you up to date
One page is genocide
Next how to find a mate
Seems a denim jacket
Lined in wool of sheep
Will be ideal clothing
For those we love to meet
Standing at the bus stop
I feel very cold
Seems they do not think about
The poor folk and the old
Of course it’s for the adverts
Not for real life
Not for poor dear husbands
Nor even poorer wives
Why if we are human
Cannot we decide
What to wear in Winter
Not be taken for a ride
How my heart sings 