Would you choose your phone or your own mate
Which old object would you like to trash?
With a phone, it’s hard to procreate
With a human, one might recreate;
Enjoy the wonder of the precious flesh.
Would you like a phone put in your grave?
Hermaphroditic was my kettle late
As on the fire, it boiled the tea to bless
A phone is sexless, neither loves nor hates
Phone in hand the crowd perambulates.
Avaricious, as they eye the press
Would you choose a phone or human mate?
I doubt if the new tax man gives rebates
So we need to question then address
Is a phone a particle or wave?
All in all, I think that I can guess
We are schizoid, wanting to regress
Would you choose your phone or a real mate
Will a phone connect or stimulate?
