Never get up before you’re awake

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Never say more than needs to be said
Coincidentally ,that rhymes with bed.
Never wear underpants over your head.
Never speak boastfully  about what you’ve read.

Never hear gossip and don’t pass it along
We know in our hearts this is usually wrong..
Never say in words what is sung in a song
Never wear underslips frightfully long.

Don’t accept   gifts from men you don’t like
Never ride home on the back of their bike.
Never get up before you’re awake
Never take cats for a ride in a lake.
Never feed cats  on an  old Xmas cake.
They are no judges of how well you bake.
Never let in  anyone who appears to be fake
So many folk are now on the make