Bertrand Russell
Pulled a muscle
What a bother
What a fussle.
Wittgenstein
Used to pine
For his train set
He stole mine.
Alfred North Whitehead
Said he had decided
To adopt fifteen spiders
To act as advisors
Rudolfo Carnap
Did away with the cat’s nap
The cat was so tired
They had him rewired
Charles Dickens wrote books
In parts , for their looks.
Thomas Hardy was cold
But ever so bold.
He got married twice
Unlike Jesus Christ
How my heart sings 