If you are human like this lady

This is a telephone answering service.If you are human try meeting face to face.

Honesty can get very wounding so please take care about leaving a message after the tone

Silence and telephones are incompatible.I’m hanging up.

Why are you phoning?I saw you today.Please do not leave a message . I’m feeling moody

I can’t answer right now because I believe there is a demon in the handset.I’m calling the Parish Beast.

I have  given up answering the phone for three months.Write a letter with a pen.I love to see handwriting so I can find out your character using graphology.Annd it gives the postmen work.