Remember stress is useful if and only if it’s in poetry

He writes  like an iron bic-ed amateur
He is ill,but literate
A new EU law says women must wear bikinis in Tesco’s or  wrestle with unarmed policemen in the Forum.Which do you prefer?
She is literate and beautifully formed
He’s reads swell in any  form
I never like to show off my sun  gnats.They bite the hand that wrote them
It’s the Sybillines that count
Make sure you do  writhe all day to start with
There’s no such thing as a poetic horse.
Remember stress is useful in poetry only
She has a very worried accent.
She asked me was I   very foreign.I said I was about  two standard abbreviations from the mean.And by golly,they are very mean
Don’t bother about Eugenie’s ass
If you can read and write you can  learn a lot of bad things and pass them on to cause more harm and sin