For sale

Archimedes’ pocket calculator in working order
Cleopatra’s nightie [washed and ironed]
Aristotle’s chair with footstool and TV remote
Abraham’s bra [unworn]
Isaac’s laughter [  CD]
My kindle book on   spelling
Euclid’s ruler [plastic]
Zeno’s hair [combed]
Ten  live Greek tortoises with name tags.
Book of Numbers [ In Hebrew]
My poetry  course [ Teach yourself]