Join the ruining

by Katherine Marmalade

Please leave the Church when the bull rings.

Please keep off the yawns

Please sleep in your own ruins

Please deceive the women kindlily

No men followed here

Men must  lift their nits as a mine of university.

Please do not lust after sinning.

Sex is not work on Sundays.

No sex until you join the union.

You must pass a breast before driving in the UK

The Government seem very refused over child poverty

Do men love bugging women?

Free blank cheques for billionaires given out daily.

I just can’t scalp it.

It’s chicken or quiver with dumplings.

Do you leak any languages  properly?

Protect your mattress,Sleep on the door.

Why not hang yourself tonight?

She kept men in the wardrobe and clothes on the floor.

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