Call it a day…. to a depressed i person it seems like a century,even a millenium, So being depressed prolongs life! |
| I called off the frogs,but they didn’t speak English so they were all over her supine body. |
| I called her a bitch on the warpath so now I sleep in the coal shed. |
| Call her the hottest woman in the town and she’ll wonder how you can know |
Can it bark?Can it teach exponential nonsense? It’s a brain dog |
| I had can of worms on and my wife ate them raw…… made me feel dead weird. |
| I said ,can dogs bite,not I want a pint!But since you asked….I’ll have five pints and the dog will have a pot of tea with no sugar.Bedankt voor yer mutter |
| She smiled as she opened her can of charms….she keeps them hidden deep |
| Why can’t you have your snake and beat it ? |
| Why do they say I can’t hold a candle to his ex-wife?I’ll hold an electric fire to her…I’m evil now as being good harmed me.. and how! |
| I can’t nudge a dirty book under the bed cover since we got a duvet.What is the answer? |
| I can’t learn to swim without seducing his daughter…I mean,warming the water! |
| I can’t say anything rough about him, you know…. he’s got a big fist and I have two black eyes already.I can’t have three! |
| You can’t tease blood out of a hare’s lip… ..don’t you have yur own blood? |
| You can’t teach an old bag like me new tricks,so it’s the missionary’s precision. |
Can a woman carry a sunbeam?It’s light and they’re fantastic |
| Because of the dancer flaming up on stage. a fire was lit and it was like Nero was back on earth.I even played my violin.Actually it was a cello but the heat shrank it..I am being dishonest.It only became a viola.The strings are just one octave above the cello’s |
| He gave me £100 per stroke….now he’s paralysed |
| Cash in on your hips and have a baby |
| Cash is flung out daily from the top window… then it’s blowing in the wind,as it were |
| Gnash your teeth again please.then say cheese. |
| Winter casts a long shadow on me… it’s my fiancee following my ass |
| The cat got my wedding ring.I was totally mute… then I said,Are you getting married and the cat answered:Well a cat may look at a ring!I hope the cat leaves my mobile phone alone.?I saw her kiss it once when it played,Sally,Sally,queen of our alley,you’re more than my whole world to me |
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