I once at some cake with a fork
Then I ate up a dandelion stalk.
I was barely three
So do not blame me
My mother was out for a walk.
Dandelion’s good for the bladder.
And for feeding to any spare adders.
If you go yellow tonight
Tell your husband you might.
Oh,I wish I had bought that tall ladder.
I’d peek in your window to see
How angry your husband might be.
And what will he do
With the leaves in your shoe?
I deeply regret I shan’t see,