I wish I had bought a long ladder

I once at some cake with a fork

Then I ate up a dandelion stalk.

I was barely three

So do not blame me

My mother was out for a walk.

Dandelion’s good for the bladder.

And for feeding to any spare adders.

If you  go yellow tonight

Tell your husband you might.

Oh,I wish I had bought that tall ladder.

I’d peek in your window to see

How angry your husband might be.

And what will he do

With the leaves in your shoe?

I deeply regret I shan’t see,