Stan managed to drive from the Wash to Knittingham without accident.Satan was asleep in the bottom of the mirror only wakening when they stopped for a cup of tea in a Restaurant. But how can Satan drink his tea? Stan persuaded Satan that if he wore Stan’s hat and coat nobody would know he was not human.After all, many real humans don’t look human.So Satan went into the Little Chef for his first experience of human life.They all sat down and ordered tea and pancakes with jam and golden syrup. Woww,said Satan.I might consider apologising to the Lord if I can eat this every day Emile looked puzzled: An apology is not genuine if it is done for gain, he mewed. Gosh,where did you get such a clever cat, Satan asked Stan? He just turned up looking wet and hungry a few years ago.Then I taught him at home how to speak properly and the basics of ethics but he seemed to know more than I could explain Both the men stared at Emile as he lapped up the tea from a white china saucer.I wonder who he really is, they both murmured in a hushed tone. I have taught him to swim in our bath and sometimes he comes for a ride in my bike basket.Once he fell out yet managed to lure a beautiful lady to bring him home as he is tired of my mistress Annie and fancied someone who didn’t wear crimson and magenta together nor such extraordinary makeup from Lemmings of Wigan and Warrington. I’ve never heard of them said Satan wonderingly.I didn’t know women actually bought “makeup.”I thought when girls matured their faces went like that naturally/ That’s a bit stupid, said Stan bluntly.But never mind.Let’s carry on or Mary will worry Satan decided he would sit with Emile and stay out of the mirror.He was beginning to look like a human being albeit a rather ugly one What ever next?
Satan had been, for an hour or two ,inside a solid gold powder compact which a delightful old lady called Dora had been given by her husband Alf.Alas when Dora saw Satan in her mirror she was not amused.Luckily for Satan the mirror broke and he was able to escape into the North Sea. Since Stan and Emile were going home he decided to swim to the Wash and see if he could catch up with them.He is well up in geography unlike the author Being in the sea was very different from being in the Fires of Hell.Both have their downsides.Still we all have to conpromise now and then.But why did God let Satan get out of the mirror? Alf and Dora stuffed with hot tea and buttery muffins were paddling back to the car park in Cromer where their silver car was waiting Why is there so much water on the road,Dora asked her amiable husband. It’s not been raining, has it? Well. I saw some canoes sailing down the promenade.What has happened? Cromer is a very strange place at the extreme east end of the Norfolk coast.One moment you are facing North, the next East.This is where houses fall into the sea.Officially it is subsidence but the truth is, it’s the place where demons come onto the Earth and cause devastation with their fiery clothes and weapons. And here they come, looking for Satan, their master whom God has taken away from his hot home with no running water. As Dora got out of the car, she saw her shoes were full of water.Why even the car was flooded despite being in a high level car park Don’t buy anything from a stranger on the beach again, she begged Alf. We don’t know what we are unleashing.I wish we had gone on the cliffs to Weybourne rather than that old pier Well,I had no idea such a delightful old man might be in league with the Devil.Though when we see what is happening in the world it seems evil is much more sophisticated than it was when Fire and Brimstone were the punishment for murdering your wife with wilful intent.Maybe Satan was not so evil, just too proud to apologise. The Mayor of Cromer was on the pier looking at the cracks in the concrete, Has a bomb gone off, she cried? Well, not exactly…… there’s a funny story about that Satan has been calling on us and someone tried to drown him, Who could drown Satan? He is not human.He has no lungs. My goodness, how intelligent the people of Cromer seem to be.Maybe we should get them to run the whole country! Stan and Emile were standing by the Ouse Crossing watching the swans and sea birds when suddenly Satan emerged from the swollen water How did you get here,Stan enquired tactlessly? I thought we had seen the last of you. Satan looked very upset. Help me, let me get into the mirror.My servants are looking for me but I don’t want to go with them.I am fed up with Hell and sin and evil Emile had a bright idea, Look there are mirrors on the car. Stan was not eager to let Satan hide there but the wicked creature leapt in and cried with relief after taking a nice white hanky out of his hat I never thought Satan would weep,Stan murmured unkindly. God has almost gone and the order of the Western world is collapsing.Everything is upside down. Emile ran into the car and nuzzled against Stan’s old tweed jacket. I’m frightened,dad, he muttered sheepishly. So am I said Stan as he looked into the mirror before backing out and hitting an invisible stone wall which had not been there moments ago. Now,Satan, step to one side or we will never get home to Knittingham if the mirror is not freed Satan obeyed,He has fallen in love with Stan and Emile.He wants to live in this quiet city forever.But what will Mary say if Stan tells her Satan is on her dressing table in the mirror? Will Stan be sent to see a psychiatrist? Will he be diagnosed with paranoid dementia and double pneumonia of the mind? Or will he manage to get Mary to see things his way? Will she see Satan when Stan is out? We will wait and see