Why did the Iraq War begin in 2004?
Because the Iraq Goverment had made too many Mass Suggestions
Because George Bush wanted to play with his toy boys
Why did WW1 start?
A wrong turning in a taxi
They forgot about aeroplanes
How about WW2?
Because Hitler was suicidal
Because there were not enough jobs
The home fires stopped burning
WW1 never ended
It does young men good to learn how to behave
Because Europe wanted to commit suicide
Then Japan did
Why did Edward the 8th abdicate?
His mother didn’t like his beloved.
He wanted to marry a domino
He wanted to commit a terror
He was impotent
He was impatient
None of the above?