Why did the Iraq War begin in 2004? Because the Iraq Goverment had made too many Mass Suggestions Because George Bush wanted to play with his toy boys
Why did WW1 start? A wrong turning in a taxi They forgot about aeroplanes
How about WW2? Because Hitler was suicidal Because there were not enough jobs The home fires stopped burning WW1 never ended It does young men good to learn how to behave Because Europe wanted to commit suicide Then Japan did
Why did Edward the 8th abdicate? His mother didn’t like his beloved. Vice versa. He wanted to marry a domino He wanted to commit a terror He was impotent He was impatient None of the above?
Do you like my new coat,Annie asked Mary? Ye Gods, where have you got that from? I got in online in a salea The shoulders are too wide for you so the sleeves cover your hands completely Well, it did say “relaxed fit” and ” dropped shoulders” and I won’t need gloves You look terrible in it.It’s like an oversized tweed balloon and it’s very long I don’t mind long You look as if you are pregnant with triplets Well, since I murdered my husband I’ve had no man in my bed. How about in the shed?< Mind your own business.I am not with child I was just saying how you look that’s all Just saying!Where is your coat from? Marks and Spencers Does it have a touch of wool? No, it said:with wool And was it? Yes, there was a ball of wool in the pocket Are you sure it’s not “faux wool” ? Where’s that from? Faux sheep. What are they? Dogs with acrylic coats Do they alter their genes? No, just their faux jeans What are faux jeans? The opposite of real jeans And how can we tell the difference? You need Faith like when you believe a piece of bread is turned into God. I agree with that So why don’t you go to church? There’s only a faux Church here So it looks like a Church but it is not? Yes, they believe in Quaternity Four persons in one God? Or four gods in one person Or are they demons? Yes, they crossed the Channel in a bath Did the police find them? Not as far as I glow.