If you’re grieving

If you’re grieving keep away from cliffs
Do not  believe Satan, do not leap
Keep away from gamblers and the swift

Don’t get  claustrophobia stuck  in lifts
If you’re feeling hungry, eat  roast meat
If you’re grieving keep away from cliffs

Keep away from whisky, don’t get pissed
Go to bed and dream, enjoy soft  sleep
Keep away from gamblers and the swift

When did you give anyone a kiss?
Why sit there alone, can no-one meet?
If you’re grieving keep away from cliffs

If you try to shoot yourself, you’ll miss
You will cause distress, your friends will weep
Keep away from gamblers and the swift

There’s always God, I know he is discreet
He hides in places no-one ever sweeps
If you’re grieving keep away from cliffs
Keep away from gamblers, never sniff