No signs

Please ignore all road signs.
Danger, floods ahead
Danger,old folk bathing in puddle
Danger,lower the lifeboat
If you know sign language, please  indicate.
Do not  drive past or through this sign.
We told you.
Quicksands,please lie flat and do not wriggle.
Thank you for visiting Morecambe.Come again soon unless dead
Morecambe, the haunted Lancashire shore.