
Alfred my old cat
She said I drive her round the bend
I have no driving licence
He said I was intransitive
Is that an insult?
He said my abhorrence of fish was a pity
I feel pity for the dead fish
I have no idea why I am here
But I am here!

Alfred my old cat
She said I drive her round the bend
I have no driving licence
He said I was intransitive
Is that an insult?
He said my abhorrence of fish was a pity
I feel pity for the dead fish
I have no idea why I am here
But I am here!