Why is adultery a sin?
Because it’s wrong to grow up
Why worship false gods?
To annoy the real one
Why can’t the poor steal?
It’s too dangerous diam
Why would a woman want lots of diamonds?
The Gestapo might call.
Why must we worship God?
To stop us worshipping Brent Cross Shopping Centre
Why do Catholics go to Confession?
It’s free though not easy
Why is BoJo’s hair so long?
He wants to hide behind it
Can’t his fiance cut it?
She charges more than a barber!
I don’t believe you
Neither do I
When will our suffering end?
When we are dead,I hope
How my heart sings 