Safety is too much for us to bear
Drive to Dorset in your motor car
I know it ‘s not PC but what a shock
People being grilled might run amok
Let one have a heart attack and die
999 can’t get there, though they try
Where can an air ambulance descend?
It’s very dangerous now, let’s not pretend
They want to send more folk to A and E
It’s our duty to be stung by any bee
What about excretion of all kinds
Or the thing that makes us all go blind?
Privacy has gone and we’re all seen
Urinating on the nearest screen
If your dog gets nervous he will bite
He has no choice it’s either flee or fight
How my heart sings 