Why have you not got schizophrenia?
Because it wasn’t on the shopping list
Why the panic?
No, it’s a punnet
I want some nutter
Do you mean butter?’
When I say nutter I mean it
Do stop knattering
What is a declension?
All I know is you can’t eat it
What is the plural of yoga?
Yogae
You broke the Law
Divide and conquer
Where is Latin?
It’s under “Tongues”
Tongues of Fire?
Sacrilege is bad for you
I’m a demoness
That is not PC
I’ll take the WC instead.
You can’t take it all with you
I’ll just take the cistern
Do you think that is funny?
No, but this is
How my heart sings 