Having studied “What to wear in January” in the Guardian,I can only afford the woollen hat
So I shall
1 Wear a calf length woollen coat bought in 2005 in a Sale over whatever clothes
I have kept moths from eating
2 Wear a Gore Tex hooded and quilted parka from TK Maxx in 2007 for £49.99 with a pair of culottes…..pickled in vinegar.
3.Wear 10 wool vests under a coat “with a hint of wool” and my pyjamas
” with a hint “of ” cotton”
4 An old fleece dressing gown from the Independent with my husband’s socks and shoes.
5 Grow my hair and wear a throw or ten