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1.10 days to a f[l]at belly
2.Get rid of worry in 5 minutes.Open Windows
3.Learn how to draw grimaces with our free art newsletter
4.Special offer: recycled sketch paper from hopeless art students.Cheap and ecological
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8.The danger of underwired bras,
9 Use the wire from your bra to fire pencil sharpeners at your enemies in the office
10 Keep your students happy.Wear red trousers and top when giving a lecture on String Theory so they won’t notice your hair needs washing.
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11 Benefits available to ex art students who have sold all their paper.Press here or ring 999 now
12 Need a cup of tea? Ring 999 and ask the paramedic to make it for you and also to wash up
13 10 Days to a flat brain